It's coming, your least favorite holiday of the year. The constant reminder of how single you are, you're still a virgin and you're still a fucking loser. Goddess knows exactly what you need. You need a hate jerk to stroke all that self hatred and loneliness away.

It's coming, your least favorite holiday of the year. The constant reminder of how single you are, you're still a virgin and you're still a fucking loser. Goddess knows exactly what you need. You need a hate jerk to stroke all that self hatred and loneliness away.