IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! The most important day of the year! I'm going to be too busy to pay you any attention. I'll be celebrating with my friends, enjoying the weather, good food and your hard earned cash, duh! But I'm so kind that I decided to come up with a few tasks so you won't miss me and still be useful to me. Be ready to fulfill every single one of my commands or face the consequences!

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! The most important day of the year! I'm going to be too busy to pay you any attention. I'll be celebrating with my friends, enjoying the weather, good food and your hard earned cash, duh! But I'm so kind that I decided to come up with a few tasks so you won't miss me and still be useful to me. Be ready to fulfill every single one of my commands or face the consequences!