Thank you for coming into my office to meet with me. I suspect you know what I'd like to talk to you about. You were very late to the office this morning and it's far from the first time. And even when you're here you quite frankly don't do a very good job. To be honest you're kind of a horrible employee and I'm about fed up with you. I can't really think of any reason not to fire you. But I will give you one last chance to possibly keep your job. First you need to get down on your knees and beg me for it. Yes, I'm serious. On your knees and literally beg me for your job. But that in and of... Show more