Starring Dixie Comet

Today I am making an old school favorite, the Mary. I show you step by step how to make the the way that I like it, wearing just an apron and heels...like a good little housewife. Being that there is a lemon shortage, I couldn't find any lemons at the store, so I had to improvise with my own tart juice...my pee. I squat on the counter and pee MY juice into the glasses, where you'll know why I felt like making a Mary...Cheers! (pee, drinking, high heels, apron fetish, topless, piss, housewives)

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