One look at Me and you will be obsessed! I mean... How could you resist this huge, perfect ass!? I am gorgeous! I have many ex's who don't know how to quit Me! Following Me around like little lost puppies in the hopes that maybe one day they can be with Me again! I thought you were man, but all you really are is a worthless bitch, not worthy of My time! And all those times you thought I was moaning for you! HA!!! With that tiny thing? You can't Me out of your head, because I am the closest thing to perfection. So you watch Me on the Web to relive being in My presence.