We've been married for a few years now and I guess you've gotten a little slack in your cover ups. I remember specifically asking you when we got together if you were straight or bi and you assured me that you were straight.

Well, it looks as though you were either lying to me, or your wants have shifted a little bit. You accidentally left your laptop on and the screen up when you left for work. I went to close it, only to notice gay porn on the screen. Now, was I taken aback by this, yes. Did I continue to go through your browser history after that, also yes. Not to worry though, ...

We've been married for a few years now and I guess you've gotten a little slack in your cover ups. I remember specifically asking you when we got together if you were straight or bi and you assured me that you were straight.

Well, it looks as though you were either lying to me, or your wants have shifted a little bit. You accidentally left your laptop on and the screen up when you left for work. I went to close it, only to notice gay porn on the screen. Now, was I taken aback by this, yes. Did I continue to go through your browser history after that, also yes. Not to worry though, I am farrrr from angry about this.

In fact, I have a little idea in mind so I have taken your credit card and I have booked myself a little weekend get away to clear my head and re-evaluate our marriage. I have left you this clip with instructions contained within. I STRONGLY suggest that you obey them, otherwise your entire network is going to find out about your dirty little secret and we know your conservative side of the lineage would lose their minds.

Anywho, see you soon honey, enjoy!