What's up loser? I have a task for you to do! This requires a tape measure and well, you of course. It is such a simple yet, effective task. You see, you are not a real man and it is time you come to fucking terms. I want to laugh at you hard and make you get off to the lack of man that you truly are. You're a loser through and through. Today is the day we figure out whether or not you measure up.

What's up loser? I have a task for you to do! This requires a tape measure and well, you of course. It is such a simple yet, effective task. You see, you are not a real man and it is time you come to fucking terms. I want to laugh at you hard and make you get off to the lack of man that you truly are. You're a loser through and through. Today is the day we figure out whether or not you measure up.