Krampus is out of commission this year, so instead, I'm taking matters into my own hands, human. You see, I'm a witch who loves yule, but especially the darker aspect of punishing bad, naughty humans. I've decided to team up with brownies and sprites to pester you every time you're doing something naughty this season. From now until January 6th, I'll have all the power and the help of my little friends to keep you in line.
My plan: I'll be watching you and other humans through a few possible methods. Methods include but are not limited to: elf on shelf toys will be my eyes and ears, an ...

Krampus is out of commission this year, so instead, I'm taking matters into my own hands, human. You see, I'm a witch who loves yule, but especially the darker aspect of punishing bad, naughty humans. I've decided to team up with brownies and sprites to pester you every time you're doing something naughty this season. From now until January 6th, I'll have all the power and the help of my little friends to keep you in line.
My plan: I'll be watching you and other humans through a few possible methods. Methods include but are not limited to: elf on shelf toys will be my eyes and ears, an ornament you've had for a while will be magically imbued and report back to me, or even just spying on you with my crystal ball. Which one will I be using for you? Well, the fun is in you not knowing, isn't it.
For infractions, I'll be allowing my naughty friends into your home to cause all sorts o mayhem they love- hiding items, curdling milk, spilling contents of drawers and cups, and just generally plaguing your existence.
It seems so small and insignificant, but I warn you if you haven't learned by January 6th, much worse things will be in store. Krampus and I may just have to come up with a plan together, and I'm not thinking you'd want that, would you?
Well, we've had a good chat and now you've been warned, so we will see what happens next... Happy Yule Time, human.