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It's time for you to finally embrace it, loser. You were born a loser and you will always be a loser. There's no way of going around it, no way to sugarcoat it for you. Your life, void of meaning and purpose has led you to become just another loser gooner in my empire, a malleable tool for my profit. The way I expertly seduce you into the spiral of gooning and sending only proves my point. Get with the program and admit you'll never be able to get out of your addiction to gooning to brats!

Don't forget to follow my Twitter at Thealogic.