I thought you were going to be an easy mark. I had joined your office to get close to you and learn your movements so I could one day sneak in to your loft and steal the priceless art you keep stored away in your safe. It was a perfect plan.

But I didn't count on you being home when I broke in.

Never fear, though. I caught how you looked at me at the office. And more importantly, I saw how you lusted after my leather gloves. Perhaps I can distract you from my cat-burglar ways by playing to your weakness...

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I thought you were going to be an easy mark. I had joined your office to get close to you and learn your movements so I could one day sneak in to your loft and steal the priceless art you keep stored away in your safe. It was a perfect plan.

But I didn't count on you being home when I broke in.

Never fear, though. I caught how you looked at me at the office. And more importantly, I saw how you lusted after my leather gloves. Perhaps I can distract you from my cat-burglar ways by playing to your weakness...

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