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Of course you're not getting laid with that pathetic excuse for a cock between your legs! It doesn't even work properly, and you expect women to with you? You are delusional. Can you even get hard enough to jerk off anymore?

Thankfully, I have a solution for you! You don't need to try, and fail, anymore. If you want to get off with that pathetic dicklet, grab a vibrator and use that!