I'm so glad you could come to meet in my office. Unfortunately your performance has been lacking. You're struggling to do simple tasks and you haven't been engaging with your co-workers. Let's be real, you don't belong at this company.

You have two choices. You can either do the right thing and quit- be unemployed in these uncertain times. Or you can become my bitch. You get to keep your job, but you'll be relegated to my personal bitch. Your responsibilities will be drastically altered, with a pay cut. But at least you keep your job!

I'm so glad you could come to meet in my office. Unfortunately your performance has been lacking. You're struggling to do simple tasks and you haven't been engaging with your co-workers. Let's be real, you don't belong at this company.

You have two choices. You can either do the right thing and quit- be unemployed in these uncertain times. Or you can become my bitch. You get to keep your job, but you'll be relegated to my personal bitch. Your responsibilities will be drastically altered, with a pay cut. But at least you keep your job!