Hey... We really need to talk about something... I think you have been expecting this for quite some time, so I don’t think it will surprise you. We really need to break up. I have been thinking about this for quite some time, and I have really been trying to make this work between us, but I can’t see it happening. I feel bad, I don’t want to really hurt you, but there is something about you that you just can’t change... I hate the fact that you have a cut cock!

Recorded on a Blue Yeti Microphone - AUDIO ONLY