Stop where you are sir!! How long has it been since that dick of yours was made erect and measured?? You'd better hope you're a grower and not a shower because that thing is looking a bit small... I would know, as a small cock cop I lock away guys with tiny dicks for a living. And well, also because there is nothing I love doing more than cleaning up these streets by removing all the inferior men! There is now a law now that any penis under 6" is waaaay too small to properly pleasure a woman, so if you're under that, you'll have to be labelled tiny, put on a registry, caged and finally sent...

Stop where you are sir!! How long has it been since that dick of yours was made erect and measured?? You'd better hope you're a grower and not a shower because that thing is looking a bit small... I would know, as a small cock cop I lock away guys with tiny dicks for a living. And well, also because there is nothing I love doing more than cleaning up these streets by removing all the inferior men! There is now a law now that any penis under 6" is waaaay too small to properly pleasure a woman, so if you're under that, you'll have to be labelled tiny, put on a registry, caged and finally sent off to be supervised. But don’t worry about all that, just relax, let me stroke you a bit, and then I'll measure your little guy!