Hannah and Tilly have been members of the same PTA group for 4 years but never had the displeasure of rubbing elbows until they bother signed up to staff a mud wrestling fundraiser. They are polar opposites. Tilly is a holier-than-thou busybody, a prude who's never missed a meeting and has secret ambitions to become chairperson. Hannah attends the occasional PTA obligation but really her priorities consist of working out and being the cool step-mom. She is in her element at this event and thinks it's just hilarious that Tilly's so uncomfortable.

The scene opens on the two...

Hannah and Tilly have been members of the same PTA group for 4 years but never had the displeasure of rubbing elbows until they bother signed up to staff a mud wrestling fundraiser. They are polar opposites. Tilly is a holier-than-thou busybody, a prude who's never missed a meeting and has secret ambitions to become chairperson. Hannah attends the occasional PTA obligation but really her priorities consist of working out and being the cool step-mom. She is in her element at this event and thinks it's just hilarious that Tilly's so uncomfortable.

The scene opens on the two women outside the mud room, waiting to go in and straighten things up. Hannah has a devious look on her face as she starts saying that she's so excited for tonight. "I can't wait", she says, "This fundraiser will blow all the others out of the water." Tilly is less enthusiastic, to say the very least, but she doesn't want to cause trouble. She manages a subtle eye roll and non-comittal turn off her face in response to Hannah's raving. She calls the event cheap, degrading and pathetic. "Middle-aged moms rolling around in mud in their bikinis???" Hannah's not done, though. She says it's the ultimate way to raise money and it's just a shame some moms are too stupid to accept it. This gets Tidy's going but nonetheless, she keeps her cool as she enters the room to help set up.

Inside the mudroom, empty now save for a thick tarp covering the floor, the bickering doesn't stop. While Hannah bends at the waist and fastens the duct tape against the wall, she gets in another jab. Apparently Tilly's husband is more enthusiastic than anyone about mud wrestling. He's a platinum sponsor for the night. Hannah thinks it's "kind of pathetic" that Tilly didn't volunteer to mud wrestle. And with that, Tilly's had it. The insults start flying. Tilly assures Hannah that her husband has no interest in seeing her "bony ass" rolling around the mud. After a couple more exchanges, they reach for each other's hair, yanking and pulling until they fall the floor and roll from wall to wall, straddle pinning each other at regular intervals. After the stand up and separate, it's still not over. Exiting the room, Tilly get into another insult. Hannah comes out after her and says "Look at your step-mom bod! Give me a break. Look at these tits!"

Thus begins a mutual strip that prompts more fighting. Tilly lunges at Hannah and they gravitate toward the mudroom once more. However, while they were stripping outside, another volunteer was busy pouring the mud down and as soon as they enter the room, they begin slip sliding awkwardly until they're rolling around again and their bodies are getting covered in the brown mess. Mud rolls down their breasts and drips onto one another as they straddle and exchange catty remarks, their faces and hair now barely distinguishable behind the mud. Over and over they roll, pull hair and slap each other under the whole scenario's descended into messy chaos.