Strong coffee helps clear me out, so I drank 3 cups of it and waited. An hour later and I didn't even have enough time to put a top on, I just grabbed the camera, put it on the floor and sat on the loo... CONTAINS LOTS OF PUSHING, TOILET SOUNDS AND SPLASHING. IN THE END SCENE, I BEND OVER IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA AND WIPE MY ASS IN FULL VIEW... AM I CLEAN ENOUGH? THEN I PUCKER MY ASSHOLE AND PUSH A FEW TIMES CLOSE UP TO THE CAMERA TO BE ABSOLUTELY SURE I'M ALL EMPTY...