It is no secret that every man loves a woman in a shiny bikini. But the way that it affects you is quite different. It makes you weak, it makes turns you into a jerk junkie, it makes you simp. The way that it catches your eye and makes you turn your head makes you feel things that you can't describe. The only thing you can do... is simp.

It is no secret that every man loves a woman in a shiny bikini. But the way that it affects you is quite different. It makes you weak, it makes turns you into a jerk junkie, it makes you simp. The way that it catches your eye and makes you turn your head makes you feel things that you can't describe. The only thing you can do... is simp.