You’ve always wanted to be a whale, and not just any kind of whale either!

It’s fun draining you of everything you’ve got and taking your money (which we both know is really mine anyways) but you know what’s even more fun?

Making you buy EVERYTHING I want off my wishlist. Why spend mine, when I can spend yours?

Worship me, spoil me, and lavish me with the gifts you know I deserve!

You’ve always wanted to be a whale, and not just any kind of whale either!

It’s fun draining you of everything you’ve got and taking your money (which we both know is really mine anyways) but you know what’s even more fun?

Making you buy EVERYTHING I want off my wishlist. Why spend mine, when I can spend yours?

Worship me, spoil me, and lavish me with the gifts you know I deserve!