Do you really need another pair of socks, underwear, some useless tool or tech gadget that you'll never use? You don't need or want any of this useless stuff. No one is going to get you what you really want for Christmas; to goon away for me. Clips are your favorite and no one is going to gift you with them, so it's time to give yourself the Christmas present you really want... a big fat clip order. Then you can spend Christmas and the days surrounding it sinking deeper down into submission for me. Thank me for considering your desires and giving you this encouragement.

Do you really need another pair of socks, underwear, some useless tool or tech gadget that you'll never use? You don't need or want any of this useless stuff. No one is going to get you what you really want for Christmas; to goon away for me. Clips are your favorite and no one is going to gift you with them, so it's time to give yourself the Christmas present you really want... a big fat clip order. Then you can spend Christmas and the days surrounding it sinking deeper down into submission for me. Thank me for considering your desires and giving you this encouragement.