You won't only be showering me with gifts and tributes this Christmas, you're going to suffer for me and entertain me as well. Get some bells you can slip onto a shoelace. I don't care if you have to steal them off a stocking or sneak away to a craft store, fetch the bells to tie around your balls. I want your balls to jingle every time I order you to punch, slap, and them as I instruct! You do want to entertain and please me for Christmas, don't you?

You won't only be showering me with gifts and tributes this Christmas, you're going to suffer for me and entertain me as well. Get some bells you can slip onto a shoelace. I don't care if you have to steal them off a stocking or sneak away to a craft store, fetch the bells to tie around your balls. I want your balls to jingle every time I order you to punch, slap, and them as I instruct! You do want to entertain and please me for Christmas, don't you?