Every gooner must recite his daily gooner affirmations to start the day off right. To encourage and enjoy the goon more, to fully commit to the gooner lifestyle. Affirmations slowly settle in your mind and put things into perspective, positive reinforcement, slow steady daily use and here your mind starts to accept them as full truths, making you into an even more perverted deeply addicted weak gooner mess. You're welcome!

Every gooner must recite his daily gooner affirmations to start the day off right. To encourage and enjoy the goon more, to fully commit to the gooner lifestyle. Affirmations slowly settle in your mind and put things into perspective, positive reinforcement, slow steady daily use and here your mind starts to accept them as full truths, making you into an even more perverted deeply addicted weak gooner mess. You're welcome!