( NOTE: There are two versions of this video -- this one DOES include voiceover audio from the victim.)

You are so desperate to get my attention that you decide to climb up on my mountain-sized body in hopes I will see you and rescue you... but of course, that's never quite how it goes with me. Whether or not I recognize you as my friend, you're looking much more like a snack to me now!

You beg and plead with me, but I am having too much fun teasing you about swallowing you whole. After a few licks it turns out you're REALLY tasty, so much that I think... Show more