Im so sick of this dirty house! Ive been cleaning all day and its time to start vacuuming. Little do I know, your teeny tiny pathetic self is cowering in a corner! Silly tiny little man, HA! I go about the bedroom vacuuming, slowly getting closer and closer to you. Im still completely unaware of your assistance, while you get more and more terrified. THUNK! What the hell was that noise! I open up my vacuum cleaner, and there you are!

Im so sick of this dirty house! Ive been cleaning all day and its time to start vacuuming. Little do I know, your teeny tiny pathetic self is cowering in a corner! Silly tiny little man, HA! I go about the bedroom vacuuming, slowly getting closer and closer to you. Im still completely unaware of your assistance, while you get more and more terrified. THUNK! What the hell was that noise! I open up my vacuum cleaner, and there you are!