"Ah, so now you suddenly appear! Don't worry darling I've loaded the van up already, without your help.
I've got the situation under control, I can drive the van by myself.
You look both amused and nervous... You think that because I am a 'girly girl' I cant start and drive your van, don't you?"
Turns out that trying to prove my boyfriend wrong was a huge mistake... The van doesn't start, it cranks > Fires > ... I can't keep it alive, pumping the gas doesn't help, neither red lining it - I stall it trying to reverse. All round Disaster!

"Ah, so now you suddenly appear! Don't worry darling I've loaded the van up already, without your help.
I've got the situation under control, I can drive the van by myself.
You look both amused and nervous... You think that because I am a 'girly girl' I cant start and drive your van, don't you?"
Turns out that trying to prove my boyfriend wrong was a huge mistake... The van doesn't start, it cranks > Fires > ... I can't keep it alive, pumping the gas doesn't help, neither red lining it - I stall it trying to reverse. All round Disaster!