''Aww honey, you look a little stressed tonight, don't worry, you deserve this night off of work to spend with me''

Hmm the car sounds kind of weak tonight, doesnt it? I dont know why, it was fine yesterday when I took it out shopping, since then it's been in the garage, the only person thats been in here is you!
Why are you smiling? It WAS you, wasn't it? What have you done to my car? Your smile always gives you away when you have been naughty!
Its my lights! You came down here and turned my lights on, so my battery would be flat, didnt you!!
Luckily my ba...

''Aww honey, you look a little stressed tonight, don't worry, you deserve this night off of work to spend with me''

Hmm the car sounds kind of weak tonight, doesnt it? I dont know why, it was fine yesterday when I took it out shopping, since then it's been in the garage, the only person thats been in here is you!
Why are you smiling? It WAS you, wasn't it? What have you done to my car? Your smile always gives you away when you have been naughty!
Its my lights! You came down here and turned my lights on, so my battery would be flat, didnt you!!
Luckily my battery isnt yet but Im not sure if its going to be strong enough now to start my beloved dodge. I hope you have a good reason for sabotaging my car...