I don't even know why I bother with this banger, it always shows me up, embarrasses me and never wants to start!
After a few minutes of long cranking, I decide to check under the bonnet, not that I know what I am looking for but everything looks okay, the engine isnt smoking or sparking at least!
A few more tries stood outside the car while cranking it doesnt seem to work either so I check the boot for a rag and check the oil level in the car - if I can even find it that is!
Im beginning to think Im not going to be able to show you the car running.. it does run - h...

I don't even know why I bother with this banger, it always shows me up, embarrasses me and never wants to start!
After a few minutes of long cranking, I decide to check under the bonnet, not that I know what I am looking for but everything looks okay, the engine isnt smoking or sparking at least!
A few more tries stood outside the car while cranking it doesnt seem to work either so I check the boot for a rag and check the oil level in the car - if I can even find it that is!
Im beginning to think Im not going to be able to show you the car running.. it does run - honest!!