I was tired of how irresponsible and immature you are. I decided you'd be better off as baby -so I turned you into one. That's right! I shrunk you down to the size of a itty, bitty baby! Before long you're going to start thinking, and talking like one too. Very soon you'll be nothing more than a drooling, babbling . You won't even have control over your bladder and bowels anymore. You're going to be completely helpless. From now on I'm going to be your Step-Mommy, instead of your wife. Look, I even got you a crib to rest in! I lay you down in your crib, and as I do you get so upset that you me...

I was tired of how irresponsible and immature you are. I decided you'd be better off as baby -so I turned you into one. That's right! I shrunk you down to the size of a itty, bitty baby! Before long you're going to start thinking, and talking like one too. Very soon you'll be nothing more than a drooling, babbling . You won't even have control over your bladder and bowels anymore. You're going to be completely helpless. From now on I'm going to be your Step-Mommy, instead of your wife. Look, I even got you a crib to rest in! I lay you down in your crib, and as I do you get so upset that you mess yourself. Phew! What a stinky baby you are! But I don't have time to change you. I have to get ready for my date. Since you're just a wittle baby, now, I need a real man around the house. You might get a new Step-Daddy, soon! But before I go I give you a bottle -a bottle full of diuretics and laxatives to make sure that diaper is extra full when I get back.