Sexy burglar Epiphany Jones has picked out a house to rob - but she's about to get more than she bargained for. There's not much loot in the house, but it is infested with gremlins, and the little critters are about to punish Epiphany for breaking and entering.

As Epiphany tries the first door she comes to, a frying pan swings down on a rope and hits her straight in the crotch. Epiphany moans in pain and hops around - right onto a broom, which also slams straight into her crotch. Clutching her sore pussy, she vows to rob the place and get the hell out, but her day is about to get e...

Sexy burglar Epiphany Jones has picked out a house to rob - but she's about to get more than she bargained for. There's not much loot in the house, but it is infested with gremlins, and the little critters are about to punish Epiphany for breaking and entering.

As Epiphany tries the first door she comes to, a frying pan swings down on a rope and hits her straight in the crotch. Epiphany moans in pain and hops around - right onto a broom, which also slams straight into her crotch. Clutching her sore pussy, she vows to rob the place and get the hell out, but her day is about to get even worse.

Chasing the little creatures around the house, Epiphany finds herself bent over a sofa while the gremlins take it in turns to spank her with a fly swatter. Desperate for a break, she takes a seat, but not before the gremlins put a cactus right underneath her buns. A bum-full of cactus needles doesn't improve her day, and she has to painfully pull the needles out of her behind one at a time, making a lot of noise and fuss as she does.

Next, the gremlins dump a shovel of hot coals into the seat of her pants, heating her buns to an unbearable temperature. Epiphany frantically pulls the coals out of her pants and races to the bathroom for water. Sitting in the bathtub, she finally cools her buns - but there's not much left of the seat of her pants.

At least there's some soothing lotion to rub onto her poor cheeks - although it smells more like deep heat, Epiphany might wish she'd checked first. Crawling out of the house at top speed with her bottom burning, this sexy catburglar won't forget this day in a hurry.

Ever wondered what would happen if you crossed Home Alone with Gremlins??? Now you can find out...