You went to a party without telling your wife. All fucked up and sloppy you use the bathroom in a random house party, you're so fucked up you leave your phone in the bathroom, and we find it. This is what your wife finds on it the next day when she picks your hungover ass up and takes you home.

You went to a party without telling your wife. All fucked up and sloppy you use the bathroom in a random house party, you're so fucked up you leave your phone in the bathroom, and we find it. This is what your wife finds on it the next day when she picks your hungover ass up and takes you home.