It's Valentine's Day and I have something very special planned for tonight. You've been waiting impatiently all day because you've been hoping, after months without sex, that tonight is the night. Well, guess what, sweetie? Tonight is the night. And, I am so ready to do it...with another man, in between My quivering thighs, wrapped in My arms and tight, warm embrace, who, unlike you, can actually please Me. Because if it isn't already obvious to you, you suck in bed, which is why I'm dumping you. And, I'm leaving with whatever little dignity and self-respect you have left for yourself.

It's Valentine's Day and I have something very special planned for tonight. You've been waiting impatiently all day because you've been hoping, after months without sex, that tonight is the night. Well, guess what, sweetie? Tonight is the night. And, I am so ready to do it...with another man, in between My quivering thighs, wrapped in My arms and tight, warm embrace, who, unlike you, can actually please Me. Because if it isn't already obvious to you, you suck in bed, which is why I'm dumping you. And, I'm leaving with whatever little dignity and self-respect you have left for yourself.