We're quarantine partners and I'm sick...but it's just a cold! It's not the virus! Haven't you read the symptoms, dear? Sneezing does not happen with the coronavirus. I am sitting on the loveseat with my bare feet crossed, distracting you. Soon I'm sneezing uncontrollably and I don't even cover my face, it happens so suddenly and violently. We're starting to get on each other's nerves a bit--you annoyed with my bad manners, but secretly turned on, and me annoyed with your nagging me about the virus. I blow my nose and tell you that you have to go out and get more tissues and toilet paper, I...

We're quarantine partners and I'm sick...but it's just a cold! It's not the virus! Haven't you read the symptoms, dear? Sneezing does not happen with the coronavirus. I am sitting on the loveseat with my bare feet crossed, distracting you. Soon I'm sneezing uncontrollably and I don't even cover my face, it happens so suddenly and violently. We're starting to get on each other's nerves a bit--you annoyed with my bad manners, but secretly turned on, and me annoyed with your nagging me about the virus. I blow my nose and tell you that you have to go out and get more tissues and toilet paper, I'm too sick! I have an idea for a cure, and I get my netty pt and show you how it works. Filled with warm water and sea salt, I put it in one nostril and the water comes out the other, but it will stop me sneezing, you'll see! It burns and I blow my nose, what a mess! I put my feet back up, but soon I'm sneezing and blowing my nose again, sigh, can you be a dear and get me some more tissues?

Note: no nose tickling or stimulation visible in this clip.