I just got home from a date with a very nice man. He was polite and not that bad looking so of course I took the next step and decided to rest with him.

I was so disappointed in his dick! It seems I’ve attracted yet another tiny dick loser into my life and I’m starting to get a little frustrated at the lack of quality cock in these parts. I come to you to complain because I know you know what it feels like, being the embarrassed owner of your own micro cock.

So tell me, how does it feel to be so inadequate? Is there just something in the water around here...

I just got home from a date with a very nice man. He was polite and not that bad looking so of course I took the next step and decided to rest with him.

I was so disappointed in his dick! It seems I’ve attracted yet another tiny dick loser into my life and I’m starting to get a little frustrated at the lack of quality cock in these parts. I come to you to complain because I know you know what it feels like, being the embarrassed owner of your own micro cock.

So tell me, how does it feel to be so inadequate? Is there just something in the water around here that is stunting all of your guys’ genital development? Because it seems like I can’t find a decent cock to fuck anywhere in this damn town.