Your dick is sad and it makes me sad but I don’t shed a tear for your dick. Instead I go to the internet to tell the entire world how fucking disappointing your cock is.

I keep calling you out and embarrassing you, you’ve become such a sensation that I’ve destroyed any chance of you ever getting a date with another woman (unless she’s been living under a rock this whole time) You keep begging me to stop but there’s no slowing down now.

You’ll forever be known as the guy with the tiny cock who can’t get it up. No one will want to touch you. I’ve made ...

Your dick is sad and it makes me sad but I don’t shed a tear for your dick. Instead I go to the internet to tell the entire world how fucking disappointing your cock is.

I keep calling you out and embarrassing you, you’ve become such a sensation that I’ve destroyed any chance of you ever getting a date with another woman (unless she’s been living under a rock this whole time) You keep begging me to stop but there’s no slowing down now.

You’ll forever be known as the guy with the tiny cock who can’t get it up. No one will want to touch you. I’ve made you into an international laughing stock and there’s no saving your reputation now!