Don’t you just hate it when your eyeglasses get so dirty you can’t see through them? I sure do. That’s why I don’t bother with any cleaning cloths or special lens cleaners, I just whip out my tongue and give those lenses a little tongue bath.

I stretch my tongue out as far as it will go and put down layer after layer of slobber and saliva on my glasses. Each lick gets my glasses wetter and wetter until it's running down my hands and I have to stop to dry myself and my glasses off.

My long, sexy tongue and the gobs of my saliva always gets my eyeglass...

Don’t you just hate it when your eyeglasses get so dirty you can’t see through them? I sure do. That’s why I don’t bother with any cleaning cloths or special lens cleaners, I just whip out my tongue and give those lenses a little tongue bath.

I stretch my tongue out as far as it will go and put down layer after layer of slobber and saliva on my glasses. Each lick gets my glasses wetter and wetter until it's running down my hands and I have to stop to dry myself and my glasses off.

My long, sexy tongue and the gobs of my saliva always gets my eyeglasses so clean. You should try it some time, ditch all those other cleansing agents and let the spit flow!