Long burps, short burps. Dry burps, wet burps. Burps that make me giggle, burps that make me grimace. Loud burps, quiet burps and everywhere in between.

I chug down a 20 ounce bottle of diet Pepsi and let the belches fly. No talking, no bullshit, just me enjoying an ice cold soda on a lovely afternoon and foregoing all of my manners.

Long burps, short burps. Dry burps, wet burps. Burps that make me giggle, burps that make me grimace. Loud burps, quiet burps and everywhere in between.

I chug down a 20 ounce bottle of diet Pepsi and let the belches fly. No talking, no bullshit, just me enjoying an ice cold soda on a lovely afternoon and foregoing all of my manners.