I’m bored with just ordering you guys to hand over your paycheck and watching you cave so I’ve decided to make milking your wallet dry a game!

Here’s the rules: Every day for 52 days, I will draw another card out of this deck. You will then be required to send me a tribute for the face value of that card. Do you really feel like punishing your bank account? Add a zero to that number. Or two zeroes. I’ll even take three zeros! Or go balls to the wall and add four or more zeroes to that value.

Send me your money and come back tomorrow where I will have...

I’m bored with just ordering you guys to hand over your paycheck and watching you cave so I’ve decided to make milking your wallet dry a game!

Here’s the rules: Every day for 52 days, I will draw another card out of this deck. You will then be required to send me a tribute for the face value of that card. Do you really feel like punishing your bank account? Add a zero to that number. Or two zeroes. I’ll even take three zeros! Or go balls to the wall and add four or more zeroes to that value.

Send me your money and come back tomorrow where I will have a brand new card for you. Watching my bank account grow bigger and bigger whiles yours dwindles away to nothing makes my panties wet so don’t be a loser and keep the dollars rollin’!