Even your wife!

Your wifey is such a fan of nerdy girls in glasses, she even goes out of her way to fuck as many of them as she can and you wanna know how I know that? Because she fucked me. And I fucked her. And it was some of the best sex I’ve ever had in my entire adult life.

There’s so much about her that you don’t know because you’re another one of those one pump chumps who doesn’t pay any mind to what it takes to get a woman off. Well, I do and I’ve won her over. If you don’t get your pathetic ass in shape, you’ll lose her forever (if you haven...

Even your wife!

Your wifey is such a fan of nerdy girls in glasses, she even goes out of her way to fuck as many of them as she can and you wanna know how I know that? Because she fucked me. And I fucked her. And it was some of the best sex I’ve ever had in my entire adult life.

There’s so much about her that you don’t know because you’re another one of those one pump chumps who doesn’t pay any mind to what it takes to get a woman off. Well, I do and I’ve won her over. If you don’t get your pathetic ass in shape, you’ll lose her forever (if you haven’t already)

So take your sad, pathetic ass outta here and do something nice for her. She deserves it. Because I’m ready and willing to make her feel the way she deserves and I could care less if it destroys your marriage in the process.