Look at this cute inflatable elephant I found! You know what'd be fun? I'd love to rub my sexy, size ten feet all over this thing. I grip it with my long, beautiful toes and put enough pressure on it to make a squeezing noise. I flip him over (without using any hands, mind you) and continue to rub my feet all over his tummy.

Look at how much fun I'm having with this! Don't you wish it was your face instead??

Look at this cute inflatable elephant I found! You know what'd be fun? I'd love to rub my sexy, size ten feet all over this thing. I grip it with my long, beautiful toes and put enough pressure on it to make a squeezing noise. I flip him over (without using any hands, mind you) and continue to rub my feet all over his tummy.

Look at how much fun I'm having with this! Don't you wish it was your face instead??