Hey! Thanks for coming over and keeping me company today. So sorry I haven't been feeling up for socializing lately, I just haven't been in the mood to party, ya know? So, I have to tell you about this amazing thing that happened to me earlier. Know how all us ladies were talking about how great those Hitachi Magic Wands are? Well, I got one a while back but have been nervous about using it since it's so....strong. I used it today and guess it? It made me squirt! Yeah, that wet spot on the couch next to me was all my doing. I'm kind of shy about telling anyone but I know I can trust my gay bes...

Hey! Thanks for coming over and keeping me company today. So sorry I haven't been feeling up for socializing lately, I just haven't been in the mood to party, ya know? So, I have to tell you about this amazing thing that happened to me earlier. Know how all us ladies were talking about how great those Hitachi Magic Wands are? Well, I got one a while back but have been nervous about using it since it's so....strong. I used it today and guess it? It made me squirt! Yeah, that wet spot on the couch next to me was all my doing. I'm kind of shy about telling anyone but I know I can trust my gay best friend with anything, right?

What? What do you mean you're not gay? I've known you for five years and I've never seen you with a girlfriend and I hate to say it but...you kind of come off a little gay, flamboyant, ya know? I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to embarass you! What's that? My telling you about my masturbation has given yoou a boner? Oh my GOD! Sit DOWN! NO! I don't want to see it!!!

Well, I hate to break it to you, but even if I was interested in fucking you, it just won't happen with that cock. I mean, the size is okay, it's just so....thin. You've got a pencil dick. I like 'em with a little more girth. Now, can you please put your pants back on? In fact, I think it'd be best if you just left. I'm feeling rather embarrassed right now and I'm gonna finish painting my toenails. Hopefully this little faux pas won't completely destroy our friendship...