I had a real fun night out with my girls tonight and I just had to come home, grab the and dial you up on video chat so I could tell you just how much of a loser you are.

I take swig after swig of my bottle while laughing at your sad, pathetic face. I tease and taunt you while you lay in bed at 3 AM, crying because you’re just that big of an idiot. Is it rude of me to wake you up just so I can verbally you? Probably. Do I care though? Fuck no!

So suck it up, buttercup. Not even a night of heavy partying and bottle of is enough to deter me from breaking down your ego, one d...

I had a real fun night out with my girls tonight and I just had to come home, grab the and dial you up on video chat so I could tell you just how much of a loser you are.

I take swig after swig of my bottle while laughing at your sad, pathetic face. I tease and taunt you while you lay in bed at 3 AM, crying because you’re just that big of an idiot. Is it rude of me to wake you up just so I can verbally you? Probably. Do I care though? Fuck no!

So suck it up, buttercup. Not even a night of heavy partying and bottle of is enough to deter me from breaking down your ego, one drink at a time.