You are so fucking annoying! I'm just trying to relax and flip through my new fashion magazine but you're just sitting there, staring at me like some weird creeper. I roll my eyes, flip you off multiple times and show my utter disgust for you while trying my best to ignore your existence but you're just so creepy, it's hard to pretend you're not there. As a last ditch effort to make you go away, I slip off both my heels and pitch them at your face, hoping that'll be enough to scare you off before finally giving up and just walking away.

You are so fucking annoying! I'm just trying to relax and flip through my new fashion magazine but you're just sitting there, staring at me like some weird creeper. I roll my eyes, flip you off multiple times and show my utter disgust for you while trying my best to ignore your existence but you're just so creepy, it's hard to pretend you're not there. As a last ditch effort to make you go away, I slip off both my heels and pitch them at your face, hoping that'll be enough to scare you off before finally giving up and just walking away.