Oh, look at you! Are you just the cutest little thing I ever saw! You’re so little and so short, I think I’m gonna call you my Little Half Man!

I mean, just look at you though, you’re practically half my height. I’m a tall, curvaceous 5’9” woman who deserves someone tall enough to handle all this. So sorry, bud, you’re just not gonna cut it. I mean, I guess if I was looking for someone who could eat my pussy without even having to bend over, then you’d be in luck but that’s not what I want. I can only image how ridiculous we’d look together once I put on my heels! I bet...

Oh, look at you! Are you just the cutest little thing I ever saw! You’re so little and so short, I think I’m gonna call you my Little Half Man!

I mean, just look at you though, you’re practically half my height. I’m a tall, curvaceous 5’9” woman who deserves someone tall enough to handle all this. So sorry, bud, you’re just not gonna cut it. I mean, I guess if I was looking for someone who could eat my pussy without even having to bend over, then you’d be in luck but that’s not what I want. I can only image how ridiculous we’d look together once I put on my heels! I bet I could use you as my own little stool, I could just plop my ass right on top of your head and have a rest whenever I need it, right?

So thanks for the offer but I just don’t see it happening, half man. Now, get outta here with your shrimpy ass....