Just what in the world am I gonna do with a little shorty like yourself? Oh, I know! How about I turn you into my own little walking bar stool?

I’m a busy, busy lady and sometimes my feet get sore while running all over town and I feel the need to take a break. Unfortunately, there isn’t always a comfortable place to sit down and take a load off so this is where you’ll come in.

A short little midget like yourself is just the right height for me to sit on! For now on, I’m going to be using that ugly mug of yours as a cushion, got it? So take a deep breath, because I’m going...

Just what in the world am I gonna do with a little shorty like yourself? Oh, I know! How about I turn you into my own little walking bar stool?

I’m a busy, busy lady and sometimes my feet get sore while running all over town and I feel the need to take a break. Unfortunately, there isn’t always a comfortable place to sit down and take a load off so this is where you’ll come in.

A short little midget like yourself is just the right height for me to sit on! For now on, I’m going to be using that ugly mug of yours as a cushion, got it? So take a deep breath, because I’m going to plop my juicy ass right on your face.