You've been stealing all my food and I've had just about enough. If you can't be polite enough to at least ask if you can eat the food I buy, then I'm going to help myself to YOUR stuff. Since the only thing you ever buy is bottle after bottle of soda, I plop down with a brand new, unopened bottle of Dr Pepper and start chugging it down. I haven't had a soda in ages and the tingle from the carbonation feels amazing. I let the belches fly, each one more stinky and juicy then the previous one, and I pull my pants down to show you how bloated my belly gets after filling it up with all that sugary...

You've been stealing all my food and I've had just about enough. If you can't be polite enough to at least ask if you can eat the food I buy, then I'm going to help myself to YOUR stuff. Since the only thing you ever buy is bottle after bottle of soda, I plop down with a brand new, unopened bottle of Dr Pepper and start chugging it down. I haven't had a soda in ages and the tingle from the carbonation feels amazing. I let the belches fly, each one more stinky and juicy then the previous one, and I pull my pants down to show you how bloated my belly gets after filling it up with all that sugary carbonated beverage. I can't wait to see how pissed off you'll be when you get home and discovered I drank all of your precious soda pop!

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