You’ve been annoying me for years and I’ve done everything I could to try and chase you away but yet you still stick around like an annoying gnat. Well guess what, buddy? Today is your lucky day!

You’ve been best friends with my step-brother for ages and my step-brother mentioned to me that you have one of the tiniest dicks he’s ever seen. I didn’t question why he was checking out your dick, I just assume you guys whip your dongs out for each other every chance you get, right? Anyways, I’d normally never give your dick any thought but my curiosity is getting the best of...

You’ve been annoying me for years and I’ve done everything I could to try and chase you away but yet you still stick around like an annoying gnat. Well guess what, buddy? Today is your lucky day!

You’ve been best friends with my step-brother for ages and my step-brother mentioned to me that you have one of the tiniest dicks he’s ever seen. I didn’t question why he was checking out your dick, I just assume you guys whip your dongs out for each other every chance you get, right? Anyways, I’d normally never give your dick any thought but my curiosity is getting the best of me and I just have to know how small it really is.

Take those damn pants off, ditch the tighty whiteys and show me your cock.

That’s it?

I hope for your sake it’s a grower and not a shower. Stroke that sad cock and show me just how big you can make it. I’ll just kick back with my soda and do my best to destroy your boner with my loud, manly belches. That’s not distracting you? How about if I berate you for being the worthless piece of dirt that you are? Still getting you hard? What the fuck? It’s like the worse I act toward you, the more turned on you get. What a pathetic loser!

You keep whacking away at that gross, sad cock while I laugh my ass off at your hilarious misfortune. If you think you ever stood a chance at fucking me before this then let this be documented proof that there is no way in hell that I’ll ever come near that disgusting dick!