You’ve been begging me for ages to look at your cock and ya know what? I’m sick of it. If it’ll shut you up, then fine. Drop your pants and let’s take a look.

Oh my god. Is that it? You have GOT to be kidding me! That’s what you’ve been bragging about? But it’s so....tiny! There’s almost nothing there!

That cock is so sad and disappointing but at least I got a good laugh out of this whole charade. So thanks for that, I guess. Now put that hideous thing away. I’ve got better things to do with my life then look at that pathetic little dick.

You’ve been begging me for ages to look at your cock and ya know what? I’m sick of it. If it’ll shut you up, then fine. Drop your pants and let’s take a look.

Oh my god. Is that it? You have GOT to be kidding me! That’s what you’ve been bragging about? But it’s so....tiny! There’s almost nothing there!

That cock is so sad and disappointing but at least I got a good laugh out of this whole charade. So thanks for that, I guess. Now put that hideous thing away. I’ve got better things to do with my life then look at that pathetic little dick.