My God! That cock is disgustingly ugly and small. How do you get through your day knowing you’re packing suck a hideous fucking thing in your pants?

I know you like to think you’re God’s gift to women but the honest truth is that every time you send us one of those poorly lit, grainy dick pics, we spend more time laughing in disgust than we do oohing and ahhhing over it.

It honestly amazing me that you’re not still a virgin. Like, what black magic fuckery did you perform on some poor, unsuspecting woman to make her want to fuck you? Does that itty bitty little thing even c...

My God! That cock is disgustingly ugly and small. How do you get through your day knowing you’re packing suck a hideous fucking thing in your pants?

I know you like to think you’re God’s gift to women but the honest truth is that every time you send us one of those poorly lit, grainy dick pics, we spend more time laughing in disgust than we do oohing and ahhhing over it.

It honestly amazing me that you’re not still a virgin. Like, what black magic fuckery did you perform on some poor, unsuspecting woman to make her want to fuck you? Does that itty bitty little thing even cum? What an unfortunate, pathetic looking thing....