I’m a tall, beautiful goddess worthy of all your love and adoration. Short little weasels like you have to pay for that privilege though, so pony up.

I’m a gorgeous glamazon here to destroy little idiots like yourself. Any sense of manliness you’ve felt in the past is no more now that I’m here to knock you down even further. Think you’d stand a chance with a woman like me? Dream on, midget. You could give me everything you own, destroy your life for a moment with me and I still couldn’t be bothered to pay you any mind.

But since you’re down there and...

I’m a tall, beautiful goddess worthy of all your love and adoration. Short little weasels like you have to pay for that privilege though, so pony up.

I’m a gorgeous glamazon here to destroy little idiots like yourself. Any sense of manliness you’ve felt in the past is no more now that I’m here to knock you down even further. Think you’d stand a chance with a woman like me? Dream on, midget. You could give me everything you own, destroy your life for a moment with me and I still couldn’t be bothered to pay you any mind.

But since you’re down there and I’ve got a few minutes to spare, I’ll lay on a thick layer of playful teasing just to whet your appetite. You’re just so adorably pathetic that I can’t help myself sometimes.