Your girlfriend and I are very close friends as you know and she told me you’ve been having trouble pleasing her. I hate to see her so distraught and blaming herself over the whole thing when we know damn well that YOU’RE the one fucking this up, not her.

So take those pants off and show me your technique. Oh lord, no wonder she’s so unsatisfied! You jackhammering away like that would make any ladies pussy dry up faster than the Sahara. You gotta slow down, man!

Okay, follow my lead, I’ll give you some tips that will hopefully improve your fucking sk...

Your girlfriend and I are very close friends as you know and she told me you’ve been having trouble pleasing her. I hate to see her so distraught and blaming herself over the whole thing when we know damn well that YOU’RE the one fucking this up, not her.

So take those pants off and show me your technique. Oh lord, no wonder she’s so unsatisfied! You jackhammering away like that would make any ladies pussy dry up faster than the Sahara. You gotta slow down, man!

Okay, follow my lead, I’ll give you some tips that will hopefully improve your fucking skills. You’re gonna need to take it slow and build up to the good stuff, you can’t just go hard right from the get go. Follow my instruction and maybe, just maybe, we’ll be able to turn you into a decent lay after all!