Seriously. That’s it? Jesus Christ, that is the ugliest, most useless looking cock I’ve ever fucking seen and you should feel real bad about yourself. You know what it looks like? Remember those little mushroom dudes in Super Mario Bros? And remember how Mario and Luigi would jump on them and flatten them out? Yeah....that’s what your ugly ass dick reminds me of.

I’m tempted to take a cheese grater to it and just slough off that loose flap of skin and turn you into a proper lady. It’s ugly, it’s ridiculously tiny and you can’t even blow a decent load with that itty, bit...

Seriously. That’s it? Jesus Christ, that is the ugliest, most useless looking cock I’ve ever fucking seen and you should feel real bad about yourself. You know what it looks like? Remember those little mushroom dudes in Super Mario Bros? And remember how Mario and Luigi would jump on them and flatten them out? Yeah....that’s what your ugly ass dick reminds me of.

I’m tempted to take a cheese grater to it and just slough off that loose flap of skin and turn you into a proper lady. It’s ugly, it’s ridiculously tiny and you can’t even blow a decent load with that itty, bitty thing. What’s the point in even calling yourself a man?

Thank you for the laugh, but I’m still annoyed that we’ve all this time talking about your worthless dick. Now, put your fucking pants back on and get the hell out of here.....